1st Broverbs 1:1 “Take heed my son, and pursue not the woman
who loves the steed; lest thy life be full of feed and fencing and all thy
resources vanish in the pursuit of pasture, barns and the need for the farrier
and the veterinarian” (FNT)
Time for
another acronym – FNT means funny (at least in my own warped sense of humor),
but not true. All my Navigator friends know there’s no book in scripture named
“Broverbs” so please don’t take this literally. “Broverbs” did seem appropriate
for a discussion between us guys and my ADD is pushing toward some others ….
stay tuned. Well, let’s do one more:
1st Broverbs 1:2 “Deliver not thyself into the hands of the
dermatologist. Surely, embarrassment shall come upon thee and thy face shall
gross out thy friend.” (FNT)
OK, back to the hosses. I suppose
it’s just my lot in life to be in love with a woman who loves her horses more
than me. In fact it seems I fall in rank behind not only the horses - but the
kids, the dog, the cats, the house, the yard, the garden, etc., etc. She’s kinda
like the Knights of Nee in The Holy
Grail: “Bring me a shrubbery”.
My standard line is if Maxwell’s
Silver Hammer came down upon my wife’s head and it split open; a horse would
jump out. I thought about it a long time and decided I needed to communicate
with her on a level she could understand. I sat her down for a serious talk and
said “Sweetheart, you know how I get depressed sometimes thinking I don’t get
enough of your attention. Well, I’ve thought long and hard about this and I’ve
decided that I want you to treat me like one of the horses.” “What, huh – what
do you mean by that”, she rejoined. (I knew I’d get her attention if I
mentioned horses). “Well, just like the horses, everyday I need to be fed,
groomed and ridden” I said.
Understanding brightened her entire
appearance. “She got it” I thought. I was able to communicate in a way she
could understand. Not that her understanding made a lot of difference in my
lifestyle. Oh well, Abba didn’t say the life of a servant would be easy.
So anyway, my sister found a tee
shirt one time that describes why a woman likes a horse better than a man. On
it was listed the “Ten Reasons I’d Rather Dream About Horses” and they are:
1. They’re
tall and strong.
2. They
have lots of hair.3. They’re always there when you need them.
4. They never watch cable.
5. They’re well groomed.
6. They know what “Whoa” means.
7. They look good in leather.
8. They smell good when they sweat.
9. You’re always on top.
10. The ride lasts longer than 5 minutes.
The truth is I kinda like horses (I
do like golf better, but that’s a different subject). The movie Secretariat was great. I went
back to YouTube and watched all the Triple Crown videos of Secretariat’s wins;
it brings a tear to your eyes. The entire Country was pulling for Big Red and
he had a unifying effect at a time when it was needed. If you watch closely,
his jockey, Ron Turcotte, didn’t even use a whip; seems he was just hanging on
for dear life. It was during his autopsy they found his heart to be twice the
size of a normal horse. The movie had a great biblical quote at the end that came from Job. The entire passage is:
Job 39: 19-25 “19 Hast thou given the horse strength? Hast
thou clothed his neck with thunder? 20 Canst thou make him afraid as
a grasshopper? The glory of his nostrils is terrible. 21 He paweth in the
valley, and rejoiceth in his strength; he goeth on to meet the armed men. 22 He mocketh at fear,
and is not dismayed; neither turneth he back from the sword. 23 The quiver rattleth
against him, the glittering spear and the shield. 24 He swalloweth the ground with
fierceness and rage; neither believeth he that it is the sound of the trumpet. 25 He saith among the
trumpets, Ha, ha; and he smelleth the battle afar off, the thunder of the
captains and the shouting.”
Wondrous Abba,
Help us appreciate
the wonder of Your creation
and the beauty of animal life.
Grant Father
That our task of gardening
Be fruitful and that our
animals be properly cared for.
We desire this
to honor You
And the creation which
You have made.
And grant us Holy Father
That we may delight in service
Beginning in our own house
In Jesus name.
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